The Watch (2012)
The Watch is a 2012 American science fiction comedy film directed by Akiva Schaffer and starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, and Richard Ayoade. The film follows four suburban men who form a neighborhood watch group to investigate a series of mysterious deaths in their neighborhood.
The Watch is a comedy, but it also contains some sexual moments. The most prominent of these is when the four men, Evan (Stiller), Bob (Vaughn), Franklin (Hill), and Jamarcus (Ayoade), are in a strip club. They are there to investigate a lead, but they can’t help but be distracted by the scantily clad women. Evan is especially taken with one of the dancers, and he ends up buying her a drink.
Another sexual moment comes when Evan and Bob are in a bar and they meet two women. Bob is immediately smitten with one of them, and he tries to hit on her. She is not interested, but Bob persists and eventually she gives in and they kiss.
The final sexual moment in The Watch comes when Evan and Bob are in a hot tub. They are discussing their investigation, but they are also distracted by the two women in the hot tub with them. Bob makes a pass at one of the women, but she is not interested.
The Watch is a comedy, but it does contain some sexual moments. These moments are used to add some lighthearted humor to the film, and they are also used to show the characters’ flaws and insecurities. While these moments may not be essential to the plot, they do add an extra layer of depth to the characters and the story.
Two teens kiss in a bed
Lots of strong, explicit sex jokes
Condoms are shown and purchased by a 17 year old boy
Strong, crude sexual innuendo is constant
Porn magazines are glimpsed for 5 seconds and a girl in a thong is shown
Crude jokes are made referencing sperm, balls, dick, prick, cock, cocksucker, Mexican bombs, jerking off, vagina, etc;
A running joke throughout the movie that references alien blood feeling "like cum" and it is referenced about 16 times
References to a couple trying to get pregnant throughout the movie and they are usually crude
An orgy takes place, a woman is shown topless, as several characters engage in simulated sex and three other men masturbate together, with nudity shown from the waist up.
In one scene, a teen girl is seen making out a teen boy, they both engage in some foreplay, nothing else happens as they are interrupted.
Two men investigate screaming emanating from a basement window and the homeowner comes out and invites them in to what turns out to be a loud orgy: we see over 50 people in the basement almost entirely nude (we see many bare breasts, bare chests and bare legs of both genders), a nude woman faces the camera, sitting astride a man and bouncing up and down while having sex (we do not see genitals), a nude man has sex from behind with a woman while both face the camera (genitals are not visible), and several female couples kiss in close-up; three men masturbate with their groin areas hidden by a waist-high shelving unit and they then masturbate one another below screen, a man says that he'd like an Asian housewife to perform oral sex on him and a woman approaches him, asks him if he would like that and kneels below screen (presumably to do so) and we see a dozen glowing lighted vibrators of different colors on a coffee table.