The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys is a 2002 drama film directed by Peter Care and starring Emile Hirsch, Kieran Culkin, Jena Malone, and Jodie Foster. The film follows the story of four Catholic schoolboys who are struggling to find their place in the world.
The film contains several sexual moments that are both humorous and thought-provoking. One of the most memorable scenes is when the boys sneak into a strip club. They are shocked to find out that the strippers are actually nuns in disguise. This scene is both funny and poignant, as it shows the boys’ naivety and innocence.
Another sexual moment in the film is when the boys sneak into a lingerie store. They are caught by the store owner, who then proceeds to give them a lecture about the importance of respecting women. This scene is both humorous and educational, as it shows the boys’ lack of understanding of the opposite sex.
The most powerful sexual moment in the film is when one of the boys, Francis, is caught in a compromising position with a girl. This scene is both heartbreaking and powerful, as it shows the boys’ vulnerability and their need for acceptance.
Overall, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys is a powerful film that contains several sexual moments. These moments are both humorous and thought-provoking, and they help to show the boys’ naivety and vulnerability.
Some comic book illustrations of nude females.
Teenage boys discuss thinking of a teenage girl and having a boner. They also discuss whether there is a bone in the human penis.
Boys talk about tongue-kissing a young girl (they say she's 8, but she was in fact 12).
The boys talk about a comic book character performing 69 on another character.
A teenaged boy grabs his testicles while greeting a statue of a saint
Teenage boys and girls shyly flirt with each other.
Lots of sexual innuendo, involving "screwing," "going down," "fingering" etc.
Boys discuss masturbation using a warm washcloth. One of the boys injures his hand and his friend replies "There goes your sex life."
Boys pore over a girly magazine together and comment that they can see her nipples.
A teenaged couple kiss and make out on several occasions. He feels her breast through her top. One of the boys later asks whether he saw her tits or felt her up. On one occasion he tries to undo her bra but is interrupted. He feels her breast under her top (but over her bra).
A boy speaks about a saint having her breasts cut off while protecting her virginity.
Teenaged boys are seen changing in the locker room. One is seen in the background stripped down to his underwear.
Three young teenaged girls in the background of a scene are seen adjusting their uniforms to reveal more skin.
A 14 year old girl admits to a sexual relationship with her brother.