Splash (1984)
The 1984 romantic comedy Splash is a classic movie that has been beloved by audiences for decades. The film follows the story of a young man, Allen Bauer, who falls in love with a mermaid, Madison. While the movie is primarily a lighthearted romantic comedy, it also contains some surprisingly steamy sexual moments.
The first sexual moment in the movie occurs when Allen and Madison are in the bathtub together. Madison, who is still learning about human customs, is fascinated by the bath and begins to explore Allen’s body. She touches his chest and kisses him, and the two share a passionate moment.
The second sexual moment in the movie occurs when Allen and Madison are in the ocean together. Madison is teaching Allen how to swim, and the two share a romantic moment as they float in the water. Madison then begins to kiss Allen and the two share a passionate embrace.
The third sexual moment in the movie occurs when Allen and Madison are in bed together. Madison is still learning about human customs, and she begins to explore Allen’s body. She kisses him and the two share a passionate moment.
The fourth sexual moment in the movie occurs when Allen and Madison are in the shower together. Madison is still learning about human customs, and she begins to explore Allen’s body. She kisses him and the two share a passionate moment.
The fifth sexual moment in the movie occurs when Allen and Madison are in the hot tub together. Madison is still learning about human customs, and she begins to explore Allen’s body. She kisses him and the two share a passionate moment.
Overall, Splash is a lighthearted romantic comedy that contains some surprisingly steamy sexual moments. The movie is a classic that has been beloved by audiences for decades, and its sexual moments are sure to leave viewers feeling satisfied.
Freddie Bauer acts in a very sexist way and makes several crude sex jokes in the movie with references to Penthouse magazine. He is also seen carrying them a few times (barely visible though).
There are two scenes where Freddie Bauer intentionally drops coins on the floor nearby girls (adults and teenagers) in order to look up to see their panties - first as a teen, and later as an adult.
There are many scenes of nudity in this movie, mostly female, but in one case male as well. The nudity is all non-sexual nudity, and it is all essential to the plot. All parts of the body are visible at one point or another except for pubic areas or genitalia, which we never see clearly.
Madison walks naked into a large crowd of people. We see her bare buttocks in an extended rear shot. In this shot, we get a brief glimpse of her pubic hair and genitalia from the rear, but only a knowledgeable eye sees this. We see only a brief glimpse of sideboob in this scene, as her long hair mostly covers her breasts.
While the lead actress' derrière is visible in the original film, this is edited in the Disney+ version but it is still implied she's naked.
Freddie tries to convince a military guard he is Swedish and makes a crude joke saying his penis is 12 inches long. The guard laughs and walks away.
Madison runs away from the camera down a beach, naked. She walks up to Allen, kisses him on the mouth, then takes a running dive into the surf and swims away. Throughout this scene, we see her bared buttocks and legs several times. Her long hair covers most of her back and completely conceals her breasts, but it is clear she is wearing nothing.
Madison swims topless underwater in a long sequence in mermaid form, with her lower body being that of a fish. During this, we get multiple clear views of her breasts, including areolae and nipples.
Allen and Madison are naked in a large clear water tank. He covers his genitalia with his hands, and her lower body is covered by her fish form. We see her breasts several times, as well as a glimpse of the side of his buttocks.