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Scary Movie V (2013)
Scary Movie V (2013) is a horror-comedy film that features a lot of sexual moments. The movie follows a group of friends who are terrorized by a mysterious killer. Along the way, they encounter a variety of sexual moments, from a steamy shower scene to a raunchy game of truth or dare.
The shower scene is one of the most memorable sexual moments in the movie. It features two of the main characters, Ashley and Dan, getting hot and heavy in the shower. The scene is both funny and sexy, as the two characters engage in some playful banter before things get steamy.
The movie also features a game of truth or dare that quickly turns into a raunchy affair. The game starts off innocently enough, but soon devolves into a series of sexual dares. The characters are challenged to do everything from kissing each other to stripping down to their underwear.
Overall, Scary Movie V (2013) is a hilarious movie that features a lot of sexual moments. From the steamy shower scene to the raunchy game of truth or dare, the movie is sure to keep viewers entertained. So if you're looking for a good laugh and some sexy moments, then Scary Movie V (2013) is definitely worth a watch.
The very first scene sets the sexual stage with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan preparing to hop into bed together. The drawn-out sequence features jokes about Charlie's bedroom full of recording equipment and his wall full of sex tapes. From there, the scene is sped up to lots of cartoonish sexual acrobatics though fully clothed.
A short scene during the Hover part where one of the Harry hovers has its nozzles going in between a dogs back legs so his penis is inside the tube and the hover is on 'suck mode', the dog whines with pleasures, inferring the dogs penis is hard and ejaculating and the hover is sucking him off.
Video recordings show Jody getting "sexually" involved with everything from a houseplant to a microwave oven. She wears a variety of cleavage-baring, tight-fitting outfits.
An "escort" Santa shows off his naked backside.
We see two naked women in the shower covered only by "well-placed" blobs of soap suds.
Kendra seductively runs her fingers in and around Jody's mouth, then the camera focuses on Jody's face while Kendra pleasures her.
Crude drawings of penises are briefly shown.
Kendra does a poll dance, licking the pole and shaking her backside suggestively.
When looking online for info about the "book of evil," Jody keeps ending up on a porn site featuring scantily clad women.
The book Fifty Shades of Grey comes up in a dream sequence involving whips, sex toys and bondage-oriented restraints.
One of the young girls finds a vibrator and a box of sex toys.
Dan drops lots of penis jokes. They're joined by visual and/or verbal gags about bestiality, rape, pedophilia, child and animal molestation, homosexuality, incest, anal sex, oral sex, girls with giant breasts, guys with giant breasts, masturbation, auto-fellatio, copulating dogs, STDs and prostitution.
After taking drugs, Jody and Kendra begin kissing passionately. They strip down to bra and panties. Jody asks if she will "get pregnant". Kendra performs oral sex on Jody (offscreen). We see Jody's facial reactions as she is clearly enjoying the sex. Suggestive clips and music are played over the scene. The uncut version lasts even longer.
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