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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is a 2008 comedy film that follows two friends, Harold and Kumar, as they attempt to escape from the Guantanamo Bay detention camp. The film is filled with outrageous and hilarious moments, but it also contains some surprisingly sexual moments.
The movie begins with Harold and Kumar being arrested for possession of marijuana. While in the back of the police car, the two friends share a passionate kiss. This moment is unexpected and sets the tone for the rest of the movie.
Later in the film, Harold and Kumar are forced to hide in a closet while a group of soldiers search the house. As they are hiding, Harold and Kumar share a passionate embrace. This moment is both romantic and funny, as the two friends are trying to keep quiet while also expressing their love for each other.
The most memorable sexual moment in the movie comes when Harold and Kumar are in a hotel room. After a night of partying, the two friends find themselves in a compromising position. Harold is lying on the bed and Kumar is straddling him. The two friends share a passionate kiss before they are interrupted by a knock at the door.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is a hilarious movie that also contains some surprisingly sexual moments. The movie is filled with outrageous and funny moments, but it also contains some surprisingly romantic and passionate moments between Harold and Kumar. These moments add an extra layer of depth to the movie and make it even more enjoyable.
In one scene there is a bottomless party. We see a close up of a woman's butt and pubic hair strip (no vulva shown) and then about 20 other women who are also naked from the waist down with their butt shown. Their genitals are covered by pubic hair and obscured by lighting, mostly in background shots. The scene is played for humor, and lasts about 3 and a half minutes.
A man gets out of a pool bottomless. The tip of his penis is clearly shown amongst his large, bushy amount of wet pubic hair. The shot of it is held a couple of seconds longer in the Unrated version.
A few women are seen topless throughout the movie.
A dream threesome sex scene with Kumar, Vanessa, and a giant bag of marijuana. Vanessa(in a bra and underwear) puts her hand in the bag's "vagina". She then puts a glove on, makes a fist, and inserts the fist in the giant bag's "rectum".
At a sex trafficking house, two women are shown topless kissing. (In the unrated version, Kumar masturbates --under a sheet) while watching them. We see a woman's bare butt in a thong with the initials NPH burned into it.
Kumar accidentally ejaculates onto his own face while masturbating under a sheet. (unrated version only)
Harold and Kumar are nearly forced to perform oral sex known as the Cockmeat Sandwich on Big Bob. The guard has his pants down, and you can see his bare butt. A second prison guard receives oral sex from two other prison inmates, one of whom bites the guard's member off-screen; we can hear a crunching sound and cries of pain. The duo then defeats two guards. This gives Harold and Kumar enough time to escape the cell.
An actress in the bordello scene has such oversized breast implants that each breast is literally larger than her head. They are barely, barely covered by her string bikini top. They are prosthetic or the result of a CGI effect.
A male character masturbates (not directly shown, but the act is completely obvious) to orgasm. In the unrated version, he ejaculates copiously onto a TV screen--we see the 'sperm' squirting all over but the masturbation that causes this is not shown directly.
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