
Land of the Lost (2009)
The 2009 movie Land of the Lost is a science fiction comedy adventure film directed by Brad Silberling. The movie follows the story of Dr. Rick Marshall, a scientist who is accidentally transported to an alternate universe filled with dinosaurs and other strange creatures. While the movie is primarily a family-friendly adventure, there are a few sexual moments that are worth noting.
One of the most memorable sexual moments in the movie is when Dr. Marshall and his assistant, Holly, are forced to share a bed in the Land of the Lost. While the two are sleeping, Holly wakes up to find Dr. Marshall spooning her. This moment is played for laughs, but it does provide a brief glimpse into the romantic tension between the two characters.
Another sexual moment in the movie comes when Dr. Marshall and Holly are attacked by a giant, carnivorous plant. During the fight, Holly is nearly swallowed by the plant and Dr. Marshall has to rescue her. As he pulls her out of the plant, the two share a passionate kiss. This moment is brief, but it does provide a hint of the romantic feelings between the two characters.
Finally, there is a scene in which Dr. Marshall and Holly are forced to take a shower together in order to avoid being seen by the dinosaurs. While the scene is played for laughs, it does provide a brief glimpse into the romantic feelings between the two characters.
Overall, Land of the Lost is primarily a family-friendly adventure movie, but there are a few sexual moments that are worth noting. These moments provide a hint of the romantic tension between the two main characters and add an extra layer of depth to the movie.
In Will's gift shop, there are several mugs shaped to look like a womans breasts. Will holds the mug up and says, "The perfect woman, a big ol' set of boobies, no head, and a handle".These mugs are in FULL view throughout the scene.
Will says to Dr. Rick and Cha-Ka, "How much will it cost me to have you two french kiss?" Rick then says, "If it doesn't leave the three of us I'll do it right now for free." they then pretend like they are going to "make out" but they don't.
Waking up from being high, Rick, Will and Cha-Ka are laying on their sides holding each other. Will and Cha-Ka are in a position where their faces are in the crotch area of the other one and Rick is behind Cha-Ka.
There's a scene where two sleestak are supposed to be mating, and Will says, " I think he is about to tap that ass" this is said twice. There are some crude terms for sex or sexual content.
When Rick, Holly, and Will are on the hill before rescuing Cha-ka, Rick asks WIll, "Man are you touching yourself?"
When the group is meeting Cha-ka for the first time, Cha-ka grabs Holly's breasts several times and continues to do so throughout the movie. Will also grabs her breast.
Will describes going 6 years without female intimacy.
When Rick gives up on his mission, he lies down and tells the group he is going to stick his hand half-way his pants.
Will tells Rick and Holly that they are going to get wet. Rick tells him his machinery cannot get wet and Will says "Not you, Marry Poppins. Bow-chicka-wow-wow."
When Rick and Will find a vibrating object, Will tells Holly she should sit on it.
When Cha-Ka refers to sex (in his language) he does pelvic thrusting motions.
Cha-Ka touches Rick's crotch several times in one scene, he then humps Rick's leg.
There's a scene where a few semi-naked women walk up to Will and Cha-Ka, but they have something (very small) covering their bottoms, and their hair covers their breasts, however the sides of the breasts are exposed.
Will Ferrell takes off his shirt at one point to reveal a thin and immodest undershirt (exposing his belly in the process), and rolls up his shorts to an inappropriate length. He then walks around like this for some time. This is of course very funny and not inthe slightist offensive.