Swearnet: The Movie (2014) is a Canadian comedy film directed by Warren P. Sonoda and starring Mike Smith, Robb Wells, and John Paul Tremblay. The movie follows the three main characters as they launch their own online network, Swearnet, which features uncensored and uncut content.
The movie is filled with sexual moments, from the opening scene to the end credits. The opening scene features the three main characters in a strip club, where they are surrounded by scantily clad women. Later, there is a scene in which the characters are discussing the merits of a particular sex toy. Throughout the movie, there are also several scenes featuring nudity and sexual innuendo.
In addition to the sexual content, the movie also features a number of crude jokes and language. The movie is rated R for strong language and sexual content, so viewers should be aware that it is not suitable for younger audiences.
Overall, Swearnet: The Movie is a funny and entertaining movie that is sure to appeal to fans of crude humor and sexual innuendo. While the movie is not for everyone, it is sure to provide a few laughs for those who are not easily offended.
A woman hangs out of a window topless, bare breasts are seen.
A nude woman gets up after getting a massage, partial breasts and buttocks are seen.
Swearman falls over a railing and his pants fall off showing his penis, it presses on the glass of the camera and is shown in great detail, this is an extended scene and is quite graphic.
Robb and Mike pull Swearman out of the back of a van and accidentally rip his pants off showing that he's wearing lacey white women's panties, you can see his testicles, this is an extended scene and is shown many other times.
Mike has to perform a homosexual sex act on an elderly race offical to get their car back into the race after telling him he would "do anything" for Robb and JP. A graphic video of the sex act is shown later in the movie, where Mike gives the race official a handjob, resulting in (off screen) ejaculation.
Two male jocks expose their penises to have them autographed. (the penises are fake-looking)
A man and his girlfriend are shown having sex while working out, no nudity (though they are clothed) but is graphic.
A woman wearing cheeky shorts is seen on a street, some of her bare buttocks is shown for an extended period of time.
Many pan shots of Women's clothed buttocks and cleavage throughout the movie.