A Haunted House (2013)

Crude sexual humor including some references to masturbation, perverts, sex, making out and more

The first is a lot less explicit and inappropriate than the second

The sex is all non explicit

There are some brief sex with ghosts scenes. In one scene, a woman has sex with a ghost. We just see her rustling in the sheets. Not explicit

A man asleep in bed is sodomized by an invisible being: we just see the man's buttocks raise from the bed and the pajamas slip down to show his bare buttocks moving up and down. Crude but not explicit, the being is invisible so we just see him shaking his bare buttocks.

Three women sit around a kitchen table, wearing only bikini panties

A man, who is supposed to be investigating ghosts, walks around nude in a dark basement and we see his entire naked body except for his genitals.

A man says that a woman in the house is evil because she has herpes; she denies at first and then soon admits to it and then we see the bare back and buttocks of her boyfriend squatting in a tub and scrubbing himself with Comet cleanser, drain cleaner and soap.

We see a photo of an old nun wearing a bra that reveals cleavage.

A man, a woman and an invisible being smoke a drugged cigarette (please see the Substance Use category for more details) and move around under a large comforter on a bed (it is unclear what is happening) but the next morning, the woman says that the man urinated in bed and we see black marker drawings of penises on his face and we hear a reference that the invisible being can make sex last for two hours; the next night, the woman puts on perfume for the invisible being, while the man says he took Viagra and Cialis and is still not good enough for her.

A man and a woman suggest to another couple that they bring several men over for a sex party and the second couple declines.

In three scenes we see sex between a man and a woman, taking place under a large comforter; we see huge thrusting motions and hear groans and shouts.

A man and a woman in bed sound like they are having sex as the screen goes black and when the picture comes back we see the man bare-chested and sweaty, but the woman is clothed and complaining about sex taking only 30 seconds.

We see a housekeeper wearing a long sleeved, long-tailed shirt while lying on the kitchen table in profile with her bare thighs and legs spread, as a repair man blows a leaf blower between her legs and then steps closer with his trousers down around his knees (sex is implied).

At a pool party, a woman lying in the background and wearing a bikini raises her legs, spreads them, and pumps her hips as if having sex, although she is alone; another woman wearing a bikini sits by the pool and grabs the buttock of the other woman and squeezes.

A woman wearing a long nightgown is seen sitting on a bed with her back to the camera, her face turns toward the camera and she is grinning while holding a large cross and a male voice offscreen says that she masturbates with the cross; her head turns away and she grunts repeatedly as we see her shoulder moving rhythmically (we can only see her back) as the male voice asks, "Wouldn't you prefer this?" and we see a blurry image of an electric, lighted, twirling sex aid.

A man pretends to have sex with two stuffed dogs and a stuffed duck, thrusting at the stuffed animals, pushing their heads into his crotch, with jumping, twisting, grunting, sweating, shouting and grimacing.

A man brags that his thrusting during sex creates a vortex and a tornado; he demonstrates the hip movements for a friend while standing, becomes embarrassed, and stops.

A gay man stares at a straight man's crotch and asks the man four times, "Have you ever been with a man?"; the straight man becomes upset, answering "No" all four times, and the gay man pinches the other man's nipples through his clothing in a later scene and touches his groin in another scene, as the man tells him to let go both times.

A man and a woman kiss briefly in three scenes.

A priest in a home picks up a photo that we cannot see of a woman and tells the homeowner that he would have sex with the woman all over the living room, including the entire carpet and all the furniture.

A man and a woman spend a lot of time arguing that sex is not satisfying for either of them.

A repairman tells a homeowner that he arrived home once to find his girlfriend having sex with the mailman and it ruined his life.

A security man's helper tells him that the house they worked on is probably one used for shooting porno tapes.

A man asks a second man if he would ever agree to wife-swapping for sex; the other man says only a pervert would do that.