
The 2012 comedy film Ted, directed by Seth MacFarlane, is a hilarious movie that follows the story of John Bennett and his teddy bear, Ted. The movie is filled with plenty of sexual moments that make it a great comedy.
The movie starts off with a young John Bennett wishing for his teddy bear to come to life. His wish is granted and Ted quickly becomes his best friend. As the movie progresses, Ted and John’s relationship takes a more sexual turn. Ted is seen flirting with women, and even has a one night stand with a woman he meets at a bar.
The movie also features a number of other sexual moments. One of the funniest scenes is when Ted and John go to a party and Ted ends up dancing with a blow-up doll. Another memorable moment is when Ted and John go to a strip club and Ted gets a lap dance from a stripper.
Overall, Ted is filled with plenty of sexual moments that make it a great comedy. The movie is sure to make you laugh and is definitely worth watching.
At a party Ted draws a picture of Garfield the cat on a woman with the women's breasts being the eyes.
At a grocery store, Ted makes a thrusting motion in front of the check out as a joke
A man's bare buttocks are seen.
Many passionate kisses.
While taking a photo, Ted puts his hand on a woman's clothed breast.
A couple is kissing in bed but Ted runs in and interrupts it because he is scared of the thunder
There is only one (very brief) sex scene. All we see is Ted's tail wagging from behind the counter and we hear Ted say "stick your finger through the loop of my tag" Very brief and fake
Crude humor and sexual comments.
Ted and Tami have intercourse. Moaning is heard and you can see the movement. There is no nudity and the scene lasts 5 seconds.