
Beer for My Horses (2008) is a comedy-drama film directed by Michael Salomon and starring Toby Keith and Rodney Carrington. The movie follows two small-town sheriff's deputies, played by Keith and Carrington, as they embark on a wild road trip to save their best friend from a Mexican drug lord. Along the way, they encounter a variety of characters, including a sexy female hitchhiker and a pair of bickering lovers.
The movie contains several sexual moments, most of which are played for laughs. The most memorable of these is the scene in which the two deputies pick up a female hitchhiker, played by Claire Forlani. The hitchhiker is flirtatious and seductive, and the two deputies are clearly smitten with her. The scene culminates in a passionate kiss between the hitchhiker and one of the deputies, which is interrupted by the other deputy.
Another memorable sexual moment comes when the two deputies stop at a motel. They encounter a couple, played by Willie Nelson and Tess Harper, who are bickering over their relationship. The couple eventually make up and share a passionate kiss, which is interrupted by the two deputies.
The movie also contains a few more subtle sexual moments. For example, there is a scene in which the two deputies are discussing their feelings for the female hitchhiker. One of them remarks that he would like to "take her out for a beer," which is a thinly-veiled reference to a sexual encounter.
Overall, Beer for My Horses contains several humorous and memorable sexual moments. While the movie is primarily a comedy, these moments provide a nice balance to the more serious elements of the story.
A dog licks its genitals in vivid detail.
A man and woman sleep together. He is naked and she is wearing a long shirt.
A man tells his partner that he would be having sex by this time with his girlfriend if he wasn't so busy now.
At the beginning, it is obvious that a woman is cheating on her husband. When the sheriff goes to investigate, he oversees a man wearing only underwear running away from the house.
A woman says , "Twist my nipples."
A female character is a prostitute who wears very skimpy clothing and asks a main character if he is looking for a "good time."
A man wears very, VERY skimpy underwear that shows the exact shape of his penis.
A woman licks the head of a lolly pop suggestively implying she wants to give fellatio.
A man says he does not want to marry his girlfriend until after he has had sex with her many, many times, fearing that she will become fat once they are married.
Many female characters wear skimpy clothing.
Nearly every scene in the film has sexual references or jokes made throughout the entire film.
A man drinks too much liquor and has a bloated bladder. He urinates below camera, but pee hits the camera.
Many sexual subjects are made by Tobey Keith
A woman lifts up her shirt and shows her breasts