The Office (2005-2013)

This show contains sexual jokes in every episode. The show contains nudity but it is always censored out and it is very infrequent.

In one of the earlier seasons Michael and Ryan go to a sex toy store, no explicit images are shown due to them being censored, while Michael is laughing Ryan says that's all he has been doing the whole time.

Some implied sex though it isn't ever shown outright.

One episode deals with a watermark put on the paper of a cartoon duck and mouse having sex, it's shown once briefly and there is a black bar covering it so it's not explicit or graphic and meant to be comical.

In many episodes Michael's main joke is "that's what she said"

In one episode, Jan gets a boob job and her cleavage is not seen, but she is wearing a very low-cut shirt.

Lots of sexual references including sex, gay, lesbian, 69, oral sex, anal sex, masturbation, circumcision, STDs, handjobs and strip clubs

In Peacock's Superfan Episodes collection, a deleted scene shows a dumpster moving around a lot and Kelly and Ryan moaning, heavily impling sex but nothing is actually shown on screen.

Michael shows some sexual attraction toward the temp, Ryan. It is played for comedy, but can be uncomfortable as it is the boss showing unrequited affection toward a subordinate.

Infrequent comments about Pam's breasts.

At a bachelor party at a restaurant/brothel, a stripper in a skimpy outfit sits on Dwight's lap and writhes around, making suggestive comments to him. He remains oblivious that she is in fact, a stripper, and not his waiter.

Bob and Phylis are heard having sex in a closet. Very brief.

It is said that Phylis was flashed by a man in the parking lot. In that episode, there are several mentions of penises.

Multiple instances of male topless nudity. Also men in underpants

Characters play desert island games, such as "who would you do". Multiple men quickly say Pam's name, clearly making her uncomfortable. When Michael finds out what they are playing, he says "I play this game all the time at home when I'm falling asleep!" then says "well I would definitely have s*x with Ryan!"

Some mention of nudity though the nudity is always implied and rarely if ever shown. There are also references to sexual orientation and humor around character's sexual orientation. Additionally, there are several sexual jokes throughout the show. However, references to sex, sexuality, nudity are never explicit.

Meredith flashes Michael for about two seconds, then he runs away. Implying that she is drunk. Only her back is shown.

Jim and Michael go to hooters, women are shown in scantily clad outfits.

Michael kisses Oscar in a conference room. This episode also has a LOT of gay humor.

A stripper is hired in a warehouse. Fully clothed, she sits on a man's lap, starts dancing a little bit, and then rips off her shirt to reveal her bra and midriff -- which can be seen for about four to five seconds. Not a very suggestive scene, and is meant to be humorous in an awkward way.

Michael fondles Jan's clothed breasts for about 10 seconds. He also mentions wanting to squeeze and "motorboat" them at one point (though the latter in particular will likely fly right over kids' heads as he merely makes a motorboating sound effect).

Two characters come close to basically having a legal prostitution-like contract. No sexual action is shown.

A married couple worries about whether or not their baby is breastfeeding correctly. A lactation consultant comes in and puts his hand up the wife's shirt to make sure nothing is wrong. This makes the husband uncomfortable since the consultant is a male. Mainly comedic.

Andy is a sexual education instructor. In the conference room, there are many lines of dialogue about STDs, impotence, and erections in this episode.

Three men prepare to skinny dip and their backsides are seen, although their buttocks are all blurred.

Andy fails to perform sexually and there is an entire office meeting discussing impotence. This includes references to "satisfaction" and ejaculation and is pretty explicit, even in comparison to Todd Packer episodes.

An instance of Dwight's entire naked body onscreen with his penis blurred out.

The F-word is about to be used with its sexual meaning but the character stops himself saying "you (two) were fuu-uuhhh ahhh!"

One male says "Let's talk about penis diseases, how about you." He points towards a female and she says "I don't have a penis, I have a vagina." Meant for laughs.

Although sexual references to oral or anal sex are never explicitly stated, and they are usually somewhat cryptic and subtle double-entendre references, there is one episode in which Michael explicitly talks about oral sex as having a "penis in your mouth." This is perhaps the most explicitly-stated crude content in the show.

Overall, while there is a lot of sexual content in this show, all nudity is suggested and covered by sensor techniques. Also, a lot of the sexual jokes are not supposed to be accepted, and often the characters are appalled at one character in particular's language.

Many jokes about a man's sexuality. Mostly in one episode but is also joked about in others.

There is an episode where a man accidentally emails a rather risque picture of himself and his female boss on vacation (her breast is shown slightly) to the ENTIRE OFFICE (he'd only meant to send it to ONE co-worker who was a good friend of his as a joke). Played for laughs.

In one episode, Pam accidentally walks in on Michael whilst he is pantsless in his office. He isn't actually DOING anything (apart from changing clothes) and his penis is blurred out.

In one episode, Dwight mentions having had to perform HIS OWN CIRCUMCISION as a child (yeah, the Schrutes are an odd bunch, to say the very least). Played for laughs, but still!

That's what she said

While Jim is in his hotel room alone with his wife's temporary (work) replacement (since she is pregnant). She tries to do it with him while he tries to refuse her many attempts. It's meant for laughs and nothing was actually shown.

A scene shows Angela and Dwight making love at a party, although they are fully clothed and we don't see their faces.

A male stripper who turns out to be Meredith's son dances in his underwear in front of Angela, who is disgusted.

Holly and Michael have sex offscreen.

In the bathroom at a party, Jan aggressively kisses Michael, who is frightened.

Michael reveals that Jan records them 'doing it' and shows it to her therapist.

Jan is implied to have had sexual relations with her 17 year old assistant.

Michael walks in on Pam giving birth, and then says that Pam has a lot of pubic hair.

Only one instance of a sex scene being shown and not implied. It is between Dwight and Angela. Still, this is brief with no nudity. We only see a bare back and shoulders. It also looks completely fake.